Over the weekend, I took a trip to Denver with my lovely bride. While we were there, we took a trip to the Denver Zoo.

Seeing animals called "Dik-Diks" and "Crested Screamers" made me decide to give a little video guide to some of the animals you'll find at the zoo.

For some odd reason, they rejected my "Tour Guide" application, and banned me for life.

Weird.