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Florida Orgy Breaks Out into Fisticuffs
Tina Norris and James Barfield apparently don’t know the first rule of Fight Orgy. The couple from Weeki Wachee, Florida were arrested Sunday and both (yes, both) were charged with domestic battery. This was after an unplanned swingers party went awry.
Pam Anderson Vows ‘No More Sex’
Pamela Anderson is swearing off men… until she’s done with this season on ABC’s ‘Dancing with the Stars’.
Woman Arrested For Falling Asleep ‘Spread Eagle’ On Front Porch
Few of us would mind if a woman — accidentally locked out onto her front porch naked — decided to take the opportunity to “get some sun” and happened to fall asleep in a “compromising” position. That is, until we learn that the narcoleptic tanning nude is a 56-year-old woman.
Jenny McCarthy’s Playboy Cover is Out — Drool Accordingly
To answer the question we posed back in May: “Is Jenny McCarthy Going to Pose for Playboy Again?” The answer is a resounding “Yes!”
Married Actor Hits on Model on Plane, She Live-Tweets His Douchery
Douchebags of yesteryear had it easy — If he hit on some random hot model on a plane in a semi-drunken stupor, she may think him a douche and turn him down but once the big hunk of metal lands, he’s in the clear.
‘Hot or Not’ Creator is Back with New ‘Hotstagram’
Remember the countless hours you spent on Hot or Not — that completely superficial yet instantly addictive “am I good looking?” rating website? Now you can click until your hand gets numb all over again as Hotstagram hits the web.
Obiwan Kenobi Involved in Hit-and-Run Accident
If you’re sensing a disturbance in the force, you may be picking up on Roseville, California. That’s where Obiwan Kenobi was arrested for fleeing (possibly to Tatooine) the scene of a five-car pileup.
Swan Caretaker Killed By, Yup, You Guessed It
Remember in the movie ‘Black Swan’ when Natalie Portman makes out with Mila Kunis? This story has nothing to do with that. We just wanted to think about that scene again. It’s also the only way to brighten up this awful story about a swan caretaker that was attacked by… yep, swans — and drowned.
Burger King Testing Delivery Service in Some Cities
Hey America, if you were wondering how you could possibly gain more weight eating fast food — wonder no more — Burger King has got your ever-expanding backside covered.
Following testing in Mexico, Turkey, Brazil, Columbia and Peru, BK is offering delivery service at ten participating locations in Maryland and Virginia. Six more
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