Keith Creighton
Taylor Swift’s ‘Red’ on Track to Sell One Million Units
We can picture it now: Taylor Swift walks into the board room at her record company only to be confronted by Dr. Evil (Mike Myers). While stroking his hairless kitty, Evil tells America’s prettiest country pop superstar that her new album is on track to sell “One. Million. Units.” Cue the wicked laugh.
TMZ Photog Nudges Cee Lo Green One Step Closer To Sainthood
Cee Lo Green proved once again that he is a gentleman with the patience of a Saint when he was ambushed by a vocally aspiring TMZ photographer over the weekend. America’s most adorable Lady Killer was just standing on the sidewalk, minding his own business when the paparazzi asked if it was too late to squeeze in an impromptu blind audition for ‘The Voice.’