UPDATE (7/13): The full "Private Show" commercial has arrived. Take a bow!

UPDATE (7/12): ET just premiered a longer behind-the-scenes tease of Britney's "Private Show" (an "inevitably sexy song," she explains) and accompanying fragrance commercial, complete with a longer preview of the melodic, retro moment of Vintageney...and even more (MOAH) flippage, of course.

"Take your seat now!"

It's almost sounding a little bit like "Make It Look Good" off of Mariah Carey's latest LP. (Me...I Am Britney Jean.)

It's official: the new Queen of Soul is coming through.

Is there any pop princess that works (bitch) harder to promote their vast array of perfumes than The Legendary Miss Britney Spears? The answer: No thanks, I choose my own destiny.

While the world continues to wait-and-see.gif eternally for the In The Zone icon's G-Eazy assisted single off of her forthcoming ninth studio album ("coming soon"), B-Girl's decided to flip the promo switch on her newest fragrance, Private Show, before making us all collectively oooh. WHICH IS COMING SOON.

Watch above as Brit Brit takes it off (gets naked), lookin' so fire hot (a 20 out of 10!) while stepping out in her trench coat and her underwear (sorta!) and hits the stage for — wait for it — a private show.

Let's now break it down further:

FLAWLESS FLIPS, IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE:
1. FLIP THE SWITCH.
2. FLIP THE HAIR.
3. FLIP THE SCRIPT.

 

QUEEN OF FLIPS.

A light switch will never look the same. You better flip, bitch.

Also, that brief, finger-snapping teaser of the new tune (which is called "Private Show," in case you needed further clarification): is she serving us...a retro vintage moment of Doo Wopney?

PANIC.

"Private Show celebrates one of my biggest passions -- dancing! It is inspired by the electric energy I feel when I’m performing, whether during rehearsals or on-stage during my show," Brit told Entertainment Tonight.

Speaking of, Entertainment Tonight will reportedly give us more (MOAH) of a taste of the "Private Show" tomorrow. As for "Make Me"? You're gonna have to...

Britney Kicks Off Remixed, Reimagined and Still Iconic Piece Of Me Residency: