Ah, Casper Craigslist … you can find so many things from jobs, tires, musical instruments, and even gay ferrets. Yep, you got that right - gay ferrets. I could not make this up if I tried. According to the ad, this seller is moving and doesn’t have room for the furry lesbians.

I know they are both homosexual. They are both females, and I have walked in on them on multiple occasions 69ing and voraciously licking one another's little ferret genitalia. Also, both of them have a very poor attitude. Every time I catch them in their sin they look at me like I just whipped them in the face with a sock full of donkey excrement. - The seller writes

It is possible that this is all just a joke, but stranger things have happened. So if you have an open minded household, you can add some new members to your family for free. I would name them Rosie and Ellen.