Chuck Norris Confuses Google
Chuck Norris may very well be the toughest man on the planet. And that's not just because his character in Expendables 2 was awesome, although awesome is an understatement. Chuck has now exhibited the ability to alter the world wide web!!! For all naysayers, follow these three easy steps:
1.) Go to the Google search engine.
2.) Type in: Where is Chuck Norris?
3.) Click on the very first link (or if you're lazy, just click here).
How cool is that? I bet neither Edward or Jacob can do anything near that awesome!!!
Side note: Chuck Norris is so deadly, this computer crashed twice while uploading this article.