Chuck Norris may very well be the toughest man on the planet. And that's not just because  his character in Expendables 2 was awesome, although awesome is an understatement. Chuck has now exhibited the ability to alter the world wide web!!! For all naysayers, follow these three easy steps:

1.) Go to the Google search engine.

2.) Type in: Where is Chuck Norris?

3.) Click on the very first link (or if you're lazy, just click here).

How cool is that? I bet neither Edward or Jacob can do anything near that awesome!!!


Side note: Chuck Norris is so deadly, this computer crashed twice while uploading this article.