Most of us have done some things we're not proud of when we were drunk. Hopefully, for your sake, you've never been busted doing something this stupid. Last week, Casper Police responded to a call that a drunken man ran into traffic before 'humping' a nearby traffic light.

When police arrived on the scene of E. 2nd Street and S. McKinley, they noticed two drunk guys across the street. Low and behold, one of them had a half empty bottle of Fireball in his pocket. While he didn't admit to forcing himself on the traffic pole, the man was taken to Wyoming Medical Center for evaluation and later transported to jail, where he was booked for public intoxication.

We can all learn a lesson from this man's actions. The next time you are loitering on a street corner and swigging Fireball straight from the bottle, whatever you do, don't attempt to have your way with a traffic pole. Or any inanimate object, for that matter.