Gorilla Needs Razor, Shops at Casper Walmart [VIDEO]
July 25, 2012 10:02 PM 
Have you ever wondered what a gorilla would shop for on a visit to Walmart? No? Well, neither have I. That said, when I was headed to Walmart (shopping for floss sugar for my cotton candy maker… yeah cotton candy maker #likeaboss) and I noticed a gorilla and his (her?) posse headed my direction, I knew I had to pull out the camera.
After identifying myself as not just some creepy guy with a camera, I inquired about the gorilla’s grocery list and learned more about primate shopping habits than I ever could have hoped for. I’ll spare you the suspense – here’s the list:
- Razors
- Bananas
- Lotion
- A Leash
For the sake of the kiddos in the audience I’ll leave the rest of my commentary up to your imagination… but I can only imagine the antics that a group of kids could get up to with those items… and a gorilla.
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