House Party Fail- Fun on Facebook

I was never a huge "party" fan. Mostly because I was never really invited to any. I hate people who use "party" as a verb,  even if it IS grammatically correct. I was always afraid that if I threw a party, something would stolen or broken, and then something else would get broke, namely my neck, when my parents found out. I'm willing to bet that's what happened to young Logan.