As I was wandering through the break room the earlier today, I happened upon a stack of what I can only assume are phone book protectors. In all fairness I should point out that they might also be ugly place mats or possible ill-conceived emergency blankets for really tiny people. Either way, it occurred to me that I had never actually used a phone book protector before. After applying a protector to my personal phone book, I decided to offer this tutorial so that no one is left without the knowledge necessary to make use of this incredible tool.

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    Place your phone book in the center of the phone book protector.

  • 2

    Insert the covers of the phone book into the cover sleeves.

  • 3

    Ensure a snug fit between the phone book and the protector.

  • 4

    Locate a suitable storage location.

  • 5

    Deposit phone book into the proper receptacle.

  • 6

    Visit Google. You're Welcome.

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    In a pinch, you can use the protector as a handy mobile phone holster.