How to Protect Your Phone Book
As I was wandering through the break room the earlier today, I happened upon a stack of what I can only assume are phone book protectors. In all fairness I should point out that they might also be ugly place mats or possible ill-conceived emergency blankets for really tiny people. Either way, it occurred to me that I had never actually used a phone book protector before. After applying a protector to my personal phone book, I decided to offer this tutorial so that no one is left without the knowledge necessary to make use of this incredible tool.
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Place your phone book in the center of the phone book protector.
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Insert the covers of the phone book into the cover sleeves.
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Ensure a snug fit between the phone book and the protector.
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Locate a suitable storage location.
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Deposit phone book into the proper receptacle.
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In a pinch, you can use the protector as a handy mobile phone holster.