- Channing Tatum says given the choice, he'd totally have sex with George Clooney. [PopBytes]

- Shia LaBeouf sits front row on opening night for 'Orphans,' the show he famously bailed on. [Lainey Gossip]

- Despite the rumors, Miley Cyrus hasn't seen Nick Jonas in years. [PopCrush]

- January Jones regrets telling everyone that she ate her own placenta. [Evil Beet Gossip]

- Britney Spears lawyered up before she started dating her new boyfriend. [Bohomoth]

- Mariah Carey got a helicopter ride home from 'American Idol' last night. [SeriouslyOMG]

- Lindsay Lohan is apparently really good at being a groupie. [Amy Grindhouse]

- And if reports are to be believed, she's also a really good friend to Kristen Stewart. [IDLYITW]

- Here's your first look at Rupert Grint as a superhero on the new CBS series 'Super Clyde.' [Hypable]

- 'Simpsons' writer/producer and screenwriter of 'Thor,' Don Payne, dies after battle with cancer. [Rickey]

- 'Supernatural' may bring back a dead character because that's kind of their thing. [ScreenCrush]

- Sean Penn's son Hopper bitched out a cameraman using some pretty awful words. [Lainey Gossip]

 

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