condoms

Crackenberger was arrested and trespassed from all Walmart stores for life.

For the hardcore Star Wars fan that has the forethought to practice safe sex (and not risk using The Force), this is the ultimate contraceptive.

I fancy myself at least semi decent when it comes to high end fashion clothing and styles. Albeit, rarely do I step out in Casper in said fashion, but I do keep the Yves Saint Laurent, Polo Purple Label, Gucci & Burberry for those good ole out of state voyages. With all that being said, I still can't say I'd wear a Louis Vuitton condom... especially not with a damn near $70 price tag a piece!!!