Fun on Facebook

There is a reason that parents, and really anyone over the age of 40 should NOT be on Facebook. This is one of those reasons.

So, I don't know who this Chad Lindberg guy is. Is he famous? Wait, Ima google him. ...K I'm back! Yep, he's famous. He was in Fast and the Furious. I love that movie! And, judging by this Tweet(which did in fact show up on Facebook, so it still counts), I love him...

There is a time and a place to try and spread the message of your religion to someone. These places include church, revivals, and Switchfoot concerts. They do not include someone's Facebook page shortly after the death of a loved one.

I'm an idea man. I consider myself to be somewhat creative. The problem with this, is that usually creative people can't see the whole picture. They tend not to worry about the "little details." Problem is, it's the little details that are the most important...

As someone who, for lack of less-cliche'd term, "grew up in the church," I always had to chuckle a bit at some of the more...odd...things that my fellow church-goers would say or do. As I got older, the things that made me laugh back then now started to annoy me. Some of these church-folks are sorta weirdos. No wonder nearly every serial killer in Law and Order is some sort of religious

So of course, the big news last week was the SOPA blackout. While some chalk it up to just being an inventive 'strike,' others view it as the result of a political move with serious, serious repercussions. Is this the beginning of communism? A monarchy? The end of the world as we know it?  Who knows? Not us, but we do like posting funny Facebook status updates.

There will forever be a debate about abortion. Whether you're pro-choice, pro-life, or pro-don't really feel like talking about it because nothing will get accomplished ever, there's no denying the fact that this is an issue that people are passionate about. So what's the best way to hold an intelligent conversation about this controversial issue? Duh! Post something on Facebook.

So, is there anything worse than finding out that skank you met at the bar and proceeded to have unprotected sexuals with gave you an STD? Well, yes. There is. Example: When said skank proceeds to tell you about said STD on your FB wall. Something tells me this guy won't be getting any for a while.

People are fickle. Just ask supposed "fans" of the Broncos. This is especially true when it comes to social media. Myspace was the big thing for a while, until Facebook came along and we all traded it in for the younger, sexier Facebook. Twitter shortly followed and while she lacked the substance that Facebook did, she made up for it by being easy.

You've seen these kids. Heck, you may even be this kid. The white-suburban boy who saw too man Spike Lee movies and now thinks he's a "G." So he lets his  pants sag, he wears bandanas, and he listens to NWA. Problem is, he's fifteen year old, his parents are lawyers,  and he still gets his hair cut at Fantastic Sams. I hate these kinds of kids. So my heart warms when I see parents taking

I was never a huge "party" fan. Mostly because I was never really invited to any. I hate people who use "party" as a verb,  even if it IS grammatically correct. I was always afraid that if I threw a party, something would stolen or broken, and then something else would get broke, namely my neck, when my parents found out. I'm willing to bet that's what happened to young Logan.

I appreciate  realist as much as the next guy, but come on man!