planking

We know, you didn't think it would be possible for a meme to be more random than planking, but it's happened. Consider this -- after planking, one is not drenched in approximately a half a gallon of milk. That's the problem you get with "milking," which is basically a person standing in a public place dumping a half gallon of milk on their head while somebody films them.

I don't effing understand planking. It's not really funny to me. But, it seems to continue to be the cool thing to do, so whatevs. When planking does become funny, is when people get hurt whilst doing it. That's the story with this girl. I don't even know her, but I hate her. I can tell. And no, it's not because of THAT reason.

There have been quite a few “new” plankings over the last couple months, but the latest effort, “batmanning,” really stands out because it involves real skill (and could result in injury if not executed properly).

If you’re done with planking, and you don’t have the pool required for leisure diving, or the friend required for horsemaning, maybe the latest photo game called “stocking” is for you. To play, all you have to do is find a stock photo of somebody doing one of the mundane things that are featured in stock photos, and then try to replicate that pose as best you can. The blog Stocking Is the New Plan

Last week we predicted that octogenarian Hugh Hefner’s embrace of planking would spell the end to the craze. Spinoff fads owling and leisure diving have failed to eclipse it, but could something called horsemaning be poised to rise up from planking‘s ashes?

Things got crazy at the Playboy Mansion the other night, and Playmate Anna Sophia Berglund — Hugh Hefner’s new “number one” girlfriend — got the octogenarian to engage in a bit of planking.