Turns Out Lindsey Vonn Chose a Rock in Tiger Woods Over a Hard Place in Kris Humphries
A source told Us Weekly (via Radar Online), "Woods wasn’t Vonn’s only suitor. Bachelor No. 2 was none other than Kim Kardashian ex Kris Humphries.”
Vonn and Humphries share Minnesota roots, so they bonded over that. Additionally, Vonn's apparent disregard for the track records of anyone she dates applied here, as Humphries' divorce from Kardashian isn't even close to being final.
Still, the philandering golfer won her over by appealing to her "love for danger." She likely appealed to him with her lack of a golf club collection.
“Tiger and Lindsey have a lot in common," a source insisted. "They immediately clicked.”
Because an accountant named Steve with no reality show, mistresses or ex wives would be too safe. Got it.