DJ Nyke is not known for sports... for obvious reasons. Last year I embarrassed myself attempting to play on the Washington Generals squad against the world famous Harlem Globetrotters. It was a fun and truly a one-of-a-kind experience (actually, it was one of things on my bucket list), however, my performance left much to be desired.

This year was to be my redemption. And once again... I failed miserably. As matter of fact, my performance at this game was almost identical to last year. It takes a certain level of skill to be that bad at a sport. Regardless, it was fun. Here's your chance to laugh at my expense. Don't worry... even I laugh (see also: cry), at my horrendous shooting.