Alexandra Capotorto in the business of writing pop culture-y stuff for two reasons: Britney Spears and Johnny Depp, one to befriend, the other to reproduce with. Figure that out yourselves. Her friends have dubbed her their official "Walking Encyclopedia of Celebrity Knowledge," which she thrives on and abuses to not-so-subconsciously inflate her own ego. Her only regret in life is not getting to E! before Giuliana Rancic and Chelsea Handler, because the latter essentially stole her identity - but they're cool now. Kind of. She's convinced that she could simultaneously win 'The Voice' and an Academy Award in a one year time period, given her fantastic shower-singing and ability to over-dramatize everything, but she'll settle for being a writer. Key word being "settle." She's sarcastic and witty, and takes nothing and no one seriously. She recites lines from movies mid-conversation much to the dismay of her "friends" - but at least she gives them someone to talk about afterward. Most importantly, she holds a B.A. in Print Journalism from Quinnipiac University, but only because her parents forced her to go. She would've preferred slumming it in Beverly Hills as Britney Spears' assistant/BFF.
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A Timeline of Lindsay Lohan’s Mugshots
If you're ever looking for Lindsay Lohan, checking the county jail is always a good place to start. Over the course of just a few years, the one-time promising actress has managed to get in trouble enough times to warrant herself six impressive publicly-released mugshots -- and even more arrests.
10 Odd Celebrity Hookups You Probably Didn’t Know About
Hollywood is a pretty incestuous place, and with all that hooking up going on, it's not surprising that some very odd combinations have occurred. And quite a few of those couplings happened so long ago -- or were over so quickly -- that they often escaped mass media attention.
So...
Fun. Manages to ‘Carry On’ With Some Rain at the 2013 Grammys
'How I Met Your Mother' star and fan favorite Neil Patrick Harris was kind enough to introduce the next performance of the night at the 2013 Grammys, and it came in the form of fun.
Mariah Carey’s Ex Tommy Mottola Admits to Controlling Nature
Well, at least there are some honest people in the world? We're attempting to look at the bright side of things here.
Tommy Mottola, Mariah Carey's ex-husband and onetime manager, hasn't exactly denied accusations that he's "controlling" and "a Svengali," as Carey was once quoted as saying...
Did Rihanna Crash Karrueche Tran’s Party?
This is one love triangle we definitely would never want to be a part of.
Rihanna, Chris Brown's ex -- or current girlfriend, we can barely keep up -- was spotted at Karrueche Tran's party Thursday night (Jan. 24), and it appeared to be an almost pleasant appearance...
Jennifer Lopez Admits She Was Depressed After Marc Anthony Split
What the world thought was a clean break from ex-husband Marc Anthony, has turned into something much deeper and darker for triple threat Jennifer Lopez.
Joe Jonas Blows Off Longtime Fan (While Smoking Cigarettes)
As the old saying goes, you must not bite the hand that feeds you! But 1/3 of the Jonas Brothers (aka Joe Jonas) doesn't seem to take that seriously, because he recently had a not-so-nice encounter with a longtime friend.
‘American Idol’ Recap: I Love You, New York!
Welcome to the thousandth season of 'American Idol' everyone! Okay we kid, it's only the 12th season, but let's do some math: we're 25, show's been on 12 years = it started when we were just mere 13-year-olds arguing with our friends over who the hottest member of the Backstreet Boys was.
Adele Gives an Adorable Speech After Winning at the 2013 Golden Globes [VIDEO]
Adele scored her very first Golden Globe for Best Original Song at Sunday's ceremony, and no one was more surprised than the singer herself.
The Best, Worst and Weirdest Moments of the 2013 Golden Globes Awards Ceremony
So the Golden Globes turned 70 this year, and they're looking better than ever. And since the booze flows freely right there on the tables, it's one of the more laid-back awards shows of the season, so we knew we were in for a few surprises - and even more laughs - at this year's ceremony.
But there were a few grimace-worthy moments, too, not to mention some just plain boring ones. So with that in
Jodie Foster Pretty Much Admitted She’s Gay at the 2013 Golden Globes [VIDEO]
Jodie Foster was awarded the Cecil B. DeMille award at the 2013 Golden Globes, making her the youngest recipient of the award in Golden Globes history.
But it wasn't her age that took center stage tonight (Jan. 13), it was her speech, during which she pretty much admitted what's been an open secret for years: She's gay.
Miranda Lambert Bashes Chris Brown Again
Uh oh. No good can come out of verbally bashing someone to a major magazine, right? Right?!