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Take That, Europe: Kanye West + Kim Kardashian Might Be Moving to France [VIDEO]
Kanye West has done his best to avoid both most of the Kardashian clan and the paparazzi, occasionally losing brain cells in the process. But with no results, he's been forced to up the ante -- possibly relocating squeeze Kim Kardashian and their daughter Khristy to France.
Lindsay Lohan (Finally) Pays Off Her Lawyer and Savior Shawn Holley
Shawn Holley has saved Lindsay Lohan's ass more times than anyone can count. So when Holley graciously accepted the troubled starlet back as a client, her first order of business was to make sure Lindsay paid the massive amount of money she still owed.
And in a bizarre twist? The ladies are now square.
Russell Crowe, Paris Hilton, Kelly Clarkson + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (June 7) celebrities lost pets, sought pastries, met other celebrities, learned to tweet and got their Vine on.
Field Report: That One Time I Met Farrah Abraham [PHOTOS]
My home state of Wisconsin is not a pinnacle of excitement. Occasionally something interesting will happen, but it usually involves a serial killer. So when I heard that Farrah Abraham was going to be visiting the state capital as part of her cross-country meet-and-greet tour, I knew I had to go...
After Paparazzi Photos of Kim Kardashian Get Ugly, She Gets Ugly with the Paparazzi
Professional attentionista Kim Kardashian likes to have her picture taken so much, she calls paparazzi and lets them know where she is. But today she suddenly soured on photogs, claiming that they threatened both her and the little gestating Khristy.
Now That Liam Hemsworth Is on Twitter, Let the Rampant Speculation Begin
Realizing it was 2013 and he has multiple movies that need plugging, Liam Hemsworth finally caved and joined Twitter, giving him yet another platform to stonewall fan questions about his relationship with Miley Cyrus.
Farrah Abraham Isn’t Allowed to Drink for the Next Six Months
As we told you previously, Farrah Abraham pled guilty to her Nebraska DUI charges. But now the horrific terms of her deal are coming to light: She won't be able to booze it up for a full six months.
‘Girls Gone Wild’ Honcho Joe Francis Has a Sex Tape Floating Around
The tables have turned for Joe Francis, whose bad decisions have come back to haunt him like one of his very own girls gone wild after footage of him having sex was stolen.
Some Dude Slashed His Wrists in Front of the ‘Today’ Show Audience [PHOTO, VIDEO]
A man attempted to commit suicide -- or at least garner a lot of attention -- in front of a live taping of the 'Today' show. And while the program has been in a ratings slump, this probably wasn't what it had to mind to fix that.
Dina Lohan Drank a Whole Bunch, Pledged Some Money to Charity – And Stiffed Everyone [VIDEO]
It's difficult to tally all the accounts floating about of Dina Lohan not paying for things, so what difference does one more make?
Amanda Bynes Has a Not-So-Secret Secondary Twitter Account
Amanda Bynes has been getting a lot of heat recently for what she's been saying on Twitter -- specifically using gay epithets and talking about "ugly" black people. But now she's found a kindred spirit who shares her exact feelings.
Just kidding. It's still her.
Katy Perry + John Mayer Are ‘Hanging Out’ Again in an Unlabeled Relationship
After they were seen canoodling at a party over Memorial Day weekend, rumors immediately ignited that Katy Perry and John Mayer were back together.
While this was a rude assumption that assumed neither of them had the self-control to maintain a platonic friendship, well ... it looks like it's probably true.