Emerald Catron

Imagine a galaxy far, far away, where Darth Vader's voice modulator malfunctions, and he's left with the voice of his pre-pubescent self as played by "world's greatest kid actor" Jake Lloyd.

Hot on the tail of our Pumpkin Spice Exposé, comes the latest in reasons why please get over autumn already -- Compulsive Fall Disorder.

Avast! Just kidding, we don't even know what avast means. But it's International Talk Like a Pirate Day, so people are just chucking it around like it's their business. It's pretty annoying. For a number of reasons. Let's discuss them!

When you leave a crazy voicemail, there's a chance the recipient is going to make a video of it and put it on YouTube. This is why we stick to texting. Fortunately, these people didn't, and we can laugh at their folly.

Like it or not, fall is here, (pretty much, let's not get technical about it, okay?). We all know what that means -- hot apple cider, digging out your sweaters from the back of the closet, and people going on and on about how much they love pumpkin spice lattes.

It's hard to go a whole week without a little 'Duck Dynasty' action, so we put together these GIFs for a quick pick-me-up.

Put on your finest cardigan and start chugging pumpkin spice-flavored things like it's a seasonal drink that won't be around all year -- autumn is coming, and these dogs are excited about it.

Let this classroom prank be a lesson to all professors about the merits of punctuality.

This prank shows what it would be like if your life had a professional narrator, like in a cheesy movie trailer. Turns out it wouldn't be very much fun, actually.

Yup, Bill Nye the Science Guy is going to be on season 17 of 'Dancing With the Stars.' We think he's going to win. Not just because we're looking for some sort of 'Revenge of the Nerds'-type fantasy to play out (well, mostly that), but also because Nye has got some moves. Don't believe us? Fine, we're used to that. Check out these GIFs.

Somebody uploaded this picture of their cousin's dog to Reddit, and a new meme was born.

Strange to think that 'School of Rock' came out 10 years ago, but looking at these pictures of cast members reunited, there's no denying a decade has passed.