Ralphie May is one of the biggest names in comedy (pun intended). His Austin-tatious stand-up special is one of my all time favorites. This short excerpt from the routine is hilarious. Ralphie goes off on the power of Cuban Coffee. Everything from the size to where he purchased said beverage to even the aftereffects makes this performance truly unforgettable. I almost cried the first time I saw it. This is the definition of funny.