- Meryl Streep has been thanked in more Oscar speeches than God. Therefore, Meryl > God. [Jezebel]

- Rihanna was allegedly texting Drake during the Grammys while hanging on Chris Brown. [IDLYITW]

- Lady Gaga is having surgery on her hip today. [PopCrush]

- Lindsay Lohan supposedly returned her borrowed amfAR dress cut into pieces and on fire. [Bohomoth]

- A Russian magazine photoshopped Cameron Diaz until she looked like a blow-up doll. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Paris Hilton's boyfriend injured himself in a skiing accident, so she struck a pose. [PopBytes]

- Jennifer Hudson, Catherine Zeta-Jones and the cast of 'Les Mis' will all perform at the Oscars. [Hypable]

- Michelle Williams is getting her own reality show about her upcoming gospel album. [Rickey]

- Meanwhile, that other Michelle Williams is letting her pageboy cut grow out for funzies. [SeriouslyOMG]

- Ari Graynor will play Cameron Diaz's role in the 'Bad Teacher' TV series of awful ideas. [ScreenCrush]


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