david hasselhoff

With David Hasselhoff!

(It’s not going to be cheap though.)

Because you asked for it, pleaded for it, mailed millions of pounds of chum to your local congressman for it, Sharknado is back and headed to Washington D.C. for a second sequel. The first trailer from Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! has arrived, and yes, a shark lands on the Lincoln Memorial.

David Hasselhoff is here to fill that Hoff-sized hole in your heart that can only be filled with the glorious sound of his music.

Even if you're not old enough to remember Knight Rider, I bet you do remember Bay Watch. And you can't mention either of those shows without mention "The Hoff", David Hasselhoff. The man is responsible for me still wanting my very own custom made 1982 Pontiac Trans Am. The Hoff, in addition to his acting career, is also very well known (and popular) as a singer in Germany. But I never thought I'd him rap... especially not one of (arguably) Will Smith's most famous songs, the theme from his hit television series, The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

Germans love him, but who knew David Hasselhoff was such a wanted commodity here in the US? That’s what a convenience store chain is wondering after hundreds of giant promotional cardboard cut-outs of the ‘Baywatch’ star have gone missing.