Drunk

The caller reportedly said Nystrom was drunk and was headed to an appointment at Central Wyoming Counseling Center.

Court documents say McClure walked from Mills to the Star-Tribune offices to speak with a person about getting his friend a job.

A man found himself with some Whopper-sized trouble when police stopped him for drunk driving at a Burger King drive-thru.

We're no experts, but we imagine that dealing with drunken idiots is every cop's least favorite part of the job, especially guys like the dude about at Oktoberfest, or the Seattle man who recently peed in the back of a patrol car on Sunday while being transported to jail. Hey, can you blame him? At least he was wearing a diaper at the time.

This is what true friendship looks like. This guy is drunk and wanted to drive home. One of his buddies steps in between the drunk guy and his car to prevent him from driving drunk. After pleas of having his friend not get behind the wheel, he decided to do something that may have saved the lives of many. He punched him in the face!

Some pretty stupid (and wildly entertaining) stuff can go down when alcohol is involved, like going on an airport joyride while wasted. It's not the smartest thing to do, but it happens. There's also the embarrassing drunk scenarios, like the one with this dude from Florida.

As we all know, drinking makes you temporarily smarter and much more clever. When sauced up, one is typically prone to acts of prolific research, groundbreaking scientific innovations, and intense spiritual discovery. That's why this South Carolina man's very different reaction to intoxication has us completely stumped.

The bare-knuckle spirit of the American boozehound can now hold its head up a little higher: a new study has discovered that being under the influence of alcohol may increase a person’s chances for survival in the event of an accident.