Farrah Abraham

Don't say Farrah Abraham didn't, say she didn't warn ya. The former 'Teen Mom' star shared two photos of herself after undergoing the knife -- and it appears she's not pleased with the results.

'Teen Mom'-turned-porn-star Farrah Abraham has come out with a song. And a music video. And, we kid you not, the tune is called 'Blowin'.'

Once again, Farrah Abraham has said something that made us go, "Wait, what?" The 'Teen Mom' star, who resorted to making porno films, has said that she would support her daughter Sophia, who is now 4, if she wanted to get plastic surgery later in life.

In case you haven't heard the horrifying news, molds have been taken of Farrah Abraham's chest and lady parts and will be sold as sex toys in 2014. But even more terrifying, her dad thinks this is a really awesome business decision.

Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of Farrah Abraham's life. Trying to parlay her current brush with fame into something more substantial, the 'Backdoor Teen Mom' star has reportedly landed herself a gig on the long-running soap opera 'The Days of Our Lives,' playing a hooker.

Despite her claims of being a millionaire, Farrah Abraham is still shopping around for other people to buy her things. The 'Back Door Teen Mom' starlet is sharing an Amazon wishlist in hopes that people who probably make much less money than she claims to will treat her to presents.

Farrah Abraham may be adding to her resume using the same skills that made her infamous, then notorious, in the first place. The 'Back Door Teen Mom' star allegedly may be an escort.

Since we've quite literally seen all that Farrah Abraham has to offer already, we're not sure anyone will care that her reality show plans have been nipped in the bud.

Today (July 29) was just another Manic Monday, during which Twitter was filled with mindless facts, heartfelt goodbyes and a reminder that Robert Downey Jr. is our God. (Psh, like someone needs to remind us of that.)

Farrah Abraham -- 'Wait, Who's Trayvon Martin?' Farrah Abraham is an idiot. Yes, I said it, a freaking idiot! She and her 'home' movie, backdoor, Teen Mom self.

My home state of Wisconsin is not a pinnacle of excitement. Occasionally something interesting will happen, but it usually involves a serial killer. So when I heard that Farrah Abraham was going to be visiting the state capital as part of her cross-country meet-and-greet tour, I knew I had to go...

As we told you previously, Farrah Abraham pled guilty to her Nebraska DUI charges. But now the horrific terms of her deal are coming to light: She won't be able to booze it up for a full six months.