Jason London

Remember how Jason London got beat up, arrested and then defecated himself in the back of a cop car? And couldn't remember what happened? Well, turns out he remembers enough to insist that everyone coherent during the incident is totally wrong about it.

When your own wife tells cops that you're an asshole when you're drunk, it may be time to get some help. Thus is the case with 'Dazed and Confused' actor Jason London, who was taken, kicking and screaming, out of a bar, after he'd gotten the crap beaten out of him. No, we're speaking literally.