Kris Jenner's new talk show 'Kris' has been getting awful reviews, most likely because the whole time she talks about meal ticket daughter Kim while trying not to sound like a giant scripted mess. (Spoiler: Her efforts are in vain.)
So to fix this, she tried to bribe a reporter with cupcakes and a Tiffany pen. (More spoilers: It didn't work.)
In the June issue of Cosmopolitan UK, Khloe Kardashian opened up about her mother, saying that even though Kris Jenner plays "momager" to her children, Khloe wouldn't do that to hers.
Her quest to take over the world one show at a time isn't working out so well for Kris Jenner. She did get Khloe Kardashian a hosting gig on 'X Factor,' but when that was clearly going south, Kris decided the problem wasn't her daughter -- it was Mario Lopez.
Khloe's the one who lost her job, but it certainly wasn't for Kris's lack of trying.
Hey, if Lindsay Lohan can be Elizabeth Taylor, then surely Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner is allowed to continue the ruination of Liz's memory by comparing her daughter Kim to the violet-eyed legend.
Goose, meet gander.