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‘Rise Of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ is finally ready for release.

Production on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 (or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Half Shell, maybe) is gearing up, which means we’re going to start hearing some casting announcements — like this one, which should make geeky fans pretty stoked: Arrow star Stephen Amell has just joined the cast of the upcoming sequel, playing the one and only Casey Jones.

This short 1-minute trailer shows the four turtles in a elevator showing off their collective Hip-Hop skills with Mikey starting a beatbox, shortly followed by his brothers.

The internet has been ablaze since it was first released the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were getting a reboot, but the chatter got worse once the nerd-verse (which I'm a card carrying member of) got wind that it was being produced by Michael Bay.

Right after word got out about the ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ reboot, fans have been in a tizzy.

Today the movie industry is at a loss with the passing of Roger Ebert. A movie can make or lose a million dollars all in the power of his thumb, but he also used his thumb playing video games, apparently. In this Holiday Gift Guide from 1989, Ebert admits that he was obsessed with playing TMNT to the point that it made him unhappy.

Yesterday we showed you a video of a Chihuahua decked out to look like a tiny tank for Halloween. Today is all about the poodle. While tank dog seemed fairly pleased with his heavily armored get-up, we’re not as sure about how this standard poodle feels about being dyed green and dressed like ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle’ Leonardo.

The hottest new single-topic Tumblr is Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses, which features crude portraits of the famous heroes in a half shell drawn on images of celebrity honkers (including James Franco, Justin Bieber and others). This is the kind of thing that you probably never would have noticed on your own, but once you see it, it’s so obvious – the human nose looks exactly like the bottom two-thirds