Oh boy, you don't open an interview with Russell Brand saying you don't know who he is 'just saying.' You also shouldn't cover your nervousness by commenting on Russell's prolific chest hair. If you do, he might comment about your low cut dress! Things progress quickly in this epic video to where Russell even calls one of the show's hosts a 'shaft grasper' and told her to lose her wedding ring. NBC's The Morning Joe will never be the same. Think they learned their lesson? Enjoy!

PS... FYI, if someone is coming in to talk about their tour, The Messiah Complex, you might want to know what it's all about first... J/S