Perhaps finally accepting the fact that she will never take over the Hilton hotel chain, Paris Hilton slipped on a sparkly Playboy bunny outfit and partied with Hugh Hefner and Snoop Lion for Playboy's annual Easter egg hunt.
YAY JESUS!
If you didn't know better, Hugh Hefner would just be your average geriatric in a nightclub, wearing a captain's hat and falling asleep surrounded by 30 beautiful women. But he isn't. He's Hugh effing Hefner, people, and he's unsurprisingly taken so many women back to Gollum's lair his bedroom that he's lost track.
Not content with all the tail he was regularly getting in the Playboy Mansion and eager for something deep and real, Hugh Hefner finally tied the knot with generic bimbo Crystal Harris, who was likely eager for bank accounts that were also deep and real.
Since Crystal Harris and Hugh Hefner are re-engaged after their 2011 split (when Harris ran off five days before the wedding), she's now been rewarded with yet another giant engagement ring.
Things got crazy at the Playboy Mansion the other night, and Playmate Anna Sophia Berglund — Hugh Hefner’s new “number one” girlfriend — got the octogenarian to engage in a bit of planking.
Apparently, Hugh Hefner has already moved on from “runaway bride” Crystal Harris.
According to TMZ, 25-year-old Anna Sophia Berglund (pictured, left) has taken up residence in the 85-year-old’s notorious bedroom. The pair has also been spotted kissing and calling each other “babe.”