Harness the power of the electric force, learn a little bit about light and how to manipulate it, and create paper circuits to build your own handmade lightsaber.
With Star Wars coming out in 3D, nerds everywhere are having heart palpitations in preparation for the big day. To appease you for the time being, since your obviously not going out with girls or anything, here is a video of Jedi Ninjas fighting with Light Sabers. You're welcome.