Kris Jenner

Now that it's clear he and Rita Ora are never ever getting back together, Rob Kardashian had the wackiest 26th birthday ever -- and most of it had to do with the fact that his mom Kris Jenner tagged along to Las Vegas to celebrate with him. Or, knowing Kris Jenner, it was the other way around.

- Kris Jenner probably has her own sex tape, because it's pretty much the family business.

Plenty of girls idolize their mothers. Even if said mother is pimp Kris Jenner -- but we wouldn't expect anything less from Kim Kardashian. Let's see, a woman who allegedly made a deal to sell her own daughter's sex tape and was accused of cheating on her husband to the detriment of her children. Yeah, that sounds about right.

Kanye West had yet another onstage meltdown in London. Perhaps the knowledge that the Kardashians have got him for 18 years (18 years) had something to do with it.

Yes, we warned you it could happen, but that doesn’t mean we made it so. We said there was a chance that Kris Jenner would get her own talk show, but we still held out hope it was all a giant hoax meant to keep us up nights. But now? All hope is lost, because America’s best-dressed windbag will indeed blow hot air all over Fox this summer -- right when we really won’t need it.

Between 1989 and 1990, the late Robert Kardashian kept a diary that detailed his life's mundane events -- and the dark side of his then-wife Kris Jenner and how her alleged cray affected their children Kim, Kourtney and Khloe. And of course he jotted those thoughts down instead of, you know, taking legal action. Even though he was a celebrated attorney himself.

In an attempt to draw attention from that media whore of a hurricane, the Kardashian household is once again awash with drama. This time it involves child protective services and the two youngest  -- and least attended to -- children of Kris Jenner.

Of all the terrible things to happen to daytime TV, like the end of soap operas and way too many hours of the 'Today' show, this one may be the worst: There's a very distinct chance that Kris Jenner may soon have her own daytime talk show. Please step away from the ledge.

A humiliating video posted on Kim Kardashian‘s website a while back shows a 30-year-old Kris Jenner (then Kardashian) driving around Beverly Hills circa 1985 while butchering an original song called ‘I Love My Friends’ to the tune of Randy Newman’s ‘I Love L.A.’  The clip recently went viral and has been seen by hundreds of thousands of people on YouTube.