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And what did we learn? Khloe Kardashian won’t take off her bikini, Kate Middleton’s baby bump has been out posing for pictures, Clint Eastwood is divorcing an alien, Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton are spawning, the Kardashians' deep, dark secret of being a totally fake family is out --
Things not to do when you're third in succession to the British royal throne: get drunk and naked in Vegas while near any sort of photographic equipment. Unfortunately for Prince Harry, he learned this the hard way last summer -- and is just now responding to the mini-scandal that ensued.
Royal romance alert! Apparently, eligible bachelor Prince Harry of England, the little bro of the married-for-a-year Prince William and son of the late, great Princess Diana, has a favorite day of the week and it’s Saturday. The prince is reportedly smitten with singer Mollie King of the girl group the Saturdays. A real prince and a pop princess. How sweet, right?