We were wondering how the sun and the moon were feeling about the upcoming eclipse. Luckily, we were able to get a glimpse at one of their text conversations. It appears they are excited, but got interrupted by an unwanted guest.
The following is a true story. So true that George Romero couldn't write stuff like this. The following is an actual conversation screen-capped and used with permission on someone requesting the day off. His excuse was, unfortunately for him, legit.