Taylor Swift rocks a messy bedhead on the cover of the new Rolling Stone. Her smoky eye makeup is smeared and looks “last night” and she has a varsity jacket thrown over her shoulders. America’s Sweetheart has legs for days, and looks like she had a rough night, and plays against type.

The revealing interview belies the sexy-dirty cover image. Instead, T. Swizzle talks L-O-V-E. Shocker, right?

We also learn she doesn’t do one night stands!

Swift states that she may follow rules and a regimen in many aspects of life, but love is the exception. “The way I look at love is you have to follow it, and fall hard, if you fall hard,” she says. We can just see the stars in her eyes.

She continued, “You have to forget about what everyone else thinks. It has to be an us-against-the-world mentality. You have to make it work by prioritizing it, and by falling in love really fast, without thinking too hard. If I think too hard about a relationship I’ll talk myself out of it. …I have rules for a lot of areas of my life. Love is not going to be one of them.”

The ‘We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together’ singer is the type of girl you take home to mama, since she’s not looking for the quick, hot hookup, either. “Where’s the romance? Where’s the magic in that? I’m just not that girl,” she stated.

Taylor Swift: Hopeless Romantic.

Her new BF Conor Kennedy came up, and Swift must have Google Alerts set up for their relationship, since she’s seen the press, namely the report that she snatched him up and ferried him off to Nashville. “How did I kidnap him?,” she asked. “You can’t kidnap a grown man! These are serious accusations, now! It’s an interesting way to spin something into a story. See, this is why I don’t read stuff.”

Swift also spoke about the décor of her condo in Music City, which we’d expect to be decked out in items and housewares from Anthropologie, since the vintage style of the store suits her and she has often extolled the virtues of the company. Turns out, she has a more Disney-like theme going on at her homestead.

“It’s a whole Peter Pan, Alice in Wonderland structure here. It’s what the inside of my brain looks like, essentially,” she said.

Tinkerbell and the Cheshire Cat are hanging out in T. Swift’s grey matter. Nice!

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