Patrick Bateman
50 Biggest Mama’s Boys [40-31]
WILLIAM RANDOLPH HEARST
The legendary newspaper publisher was an only child – a common trait of mama’s boys – who later took over the reins at the San Francisco Examiner. He went on to accept money from his mother to build up New York Morning Journal and later the Chicago Examiner. He didn’t marry
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New App Shows You Where You Rank On the ‘Ugly Meter’
Everyone is curious as to whether the world considers them “hot” or “not.” A new app takes that curiosity to the next level by removing the subjectivity from rating attractiveness, but just how accurate is it?
The 78 Craziest, Coolest Pics From Coachella 2012
As we told you on Saturday when we plugged Coachella’s live stream on YouTube, the highly anticipated 2012 edition packed tons of fun into three days.
‘Creeper’ Cop Caught Cranking It on Dash Cam
Remember that scene in Super Troopers where Mac beats his meat to a billboard ad featuring a woman’s ruby red lips? He used his radar gun to measure how fast he could choke it. Well, that happened in real life when Santa Fe police officer Mike Eiskant forgot his dash cam was on and was recorded talking dirty to himself. Whil
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Hundreds of Drunk Naked College Kids Trash a $280 Million Ferry
A story like this only comes around maybe once in a lifetime. Picture a “ferry” filled to the brim with college kids getting absolutely hammered then stripping down to their birthday suits and just wreaking havoc.
Dude Trolls An Entire Mall Into Thinking He’s a Major Celebrity
Last Saturday a bunch of friends went to a popular mall in Virginia and pretended one guy was a big-time Hollywood actor. The group used his real first and middle name, and had everyone including mall security duped. It got to the point where a flock of women would follow him and his entourage around and the mall security escorted him wherever he went
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If Only PB&J Came In Vodka Form… Oh Wait
Over the past couple years, we’ve seen a proliferation of uniquely flavored liquors that have drawn the ire and criticism of party poopers who say booze companies are targeting the underage. The latest flavor will definitely be a hit with brown baggers.
Is This Pizza Ordering Fridge Magnet Real Life?
The levels of laziness are reaching all-time ridiculous highs, not just her in the US but across the globe. First, the Tacocopter, then the dude who sawed off his foot to continue claiming unemployment benefits, now this.
‘Octomom’ Nadya Suleman Poses Naked To Pay Rent
Back when Nadya Suleman gave birth to 8 kids at once, she received offers to pose naked and to do porn. At the time, she declined, but now that she’s days away from being homeless, she decided to bear all for European magazine “Closer“.
Kentucky Wildcats Fan Offers Wife For Final Four Tickets
The joke goes, “take my wife… PLEASE” but this Craigslist posting from a die-hard Kentucky Wildcats fan who describes himself as a pimp is no joke.
Denver’s Poopmobile Is Like The DeLorean in Back To The Future 2
The Denver Zoo has developed a working prototype of a “gasifier,” a motorized Tuk Tuk (aka three-wheeled rickshaw) that runs on animal dung and trash.
Simone Starr, Penthouse Pet Accused of Running International Drug Ring
The “face” of Ed Hardy and Penthouse Pet Simone Starr aka Simone Farrow was arrested after skipping bail a month ago and has been accused of running an international drug ring in which she mails meth disguised as bath salts.