Can We Survive A Zombie Apocalypse? Yes, And We Can Thank The Animals For That
The whole ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE hubbub keeps popping up in American society. But, think about it, what would really happen if the undead truly did attempt to eat our faces off?
A certified naturalist from the National Wildlife Federation claims that if there actually WAS a zombie outbreak, we could simply kick back and relax...as NATURE would rescue us.
He says wild animals would swiftly end a zombie invasion, partially due to the fact that they would instantly smell all that DEAD ROTTING SKIN well before the zombies would chase after us, then ATTACK and DEVOUR all the undead.
Animals who would be the most helpful against a zombie invasion would be: Condors, crows, buzzards, bears, wolves, moose, bison, maggots, and beetles.