Those Darn Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models… They Have All The Fun! [VIDEO]

While half the country is snowed in, the dang Sports Illustrated swimsuit models, including cover girl Kate Upton (again), are cavorting in the sun and sand. It just isn't fair! And you thought I was going to be all jealous of them because they're way hotter than me! BTW, the new Train song Mermaid (the one you hear in the background) isn't half bad either:) Also, just in case you were wondering, the swimsuit edition hits stands today. You're welcome... now one small hint, don't read this in front of your girl... especially on Valentine's Day.