FACT: Casper Needs a Zip Line

First thing I want to say is I'm not one of those people who moves to a new town and instantly wants to change things. I love Casper as it is, but if I get one wish could I have a zip line?

According to TripAdvisor, there are a grand total of 3 zip lines in Wyoming and 2 of them are in or near Jackson. There's also the sweet Sleeping Giant Zip Line near Cody. As much as I hate to give the fancy pants Jackson Hole people credit, the Snow King area does look like fun.

I know there are some homes in the part of Casper that I have circled, but wouldn't a zip line be awesome somewhere near there?

Am I alone in my zip line desires? What say you?