Just after the newly blond but still douchetastic Chris Brown decided he was tired of the drama involved with the clearly self-disrespecting Rihanna, he was spotted courtside at a Lakers game with the bleating belter on Christmas Day.

Rihanna and Breezy both wore head-to-toe black, perhaps mourning their dignity, and Rihanna also ironically rocked a choker that Brown gave her. Rih apparently loves Breezy so much that she ditched her family in Barbados to hang out with him at the Staples Center.

The pair split popcorn and beers, and a witness told Celebuzz that Rihanna kept whispering in Brown's ear. Which would be so cute, except it's Rihanna and Chris Brown, so it's just annoying and gross and has an undertone of misogyny and manufactured rebellion. Because Rihanna's such a badass that she doesn't take crap from anyone, right? Except the guy who beat the crap out of her a few years ago.

Meanwhile, Brown's ex -- maybe -- Karrueche Tran posted a photo of herself in bed on Instagram yesterday wearing Brown's shirt and little else. She promptly deleted it after photos of Brown and Rihanna at the game hit the web, but hey, screenshots are forever.

This holiday romance is the stuff Hallmark movies are made of: Bruises, jealousy, internet harassment and -- oh, wait, that's actually Lifetime. Our bad.

In any case, here's hoping the next time these two are photographed together that they're diving headfirst into a volcano.

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