Dancing

What’s a guy to do when he’s trying to promote a movie on station which is broadcast in a language he doesn’t really speak or understand? Well, if you’re Tom Hanks, and you’re appearing on Univision in support of your upcoming film ‘Larry Crowne,’ you simply get past all of the awkward attempts at translation and start speaking the international language of dance.

The lights dimmed and the familiar drum beat of Billie Jean kicked in. I couldn't help but notice that my own feet were tapping in motion and then I saw him. There he was. The dark hair. The V-neck. The socks. The too-short-pants. Michael Jackson was performing right in front of me...except for the fact that it wasn't the REAL king of pop.