Hulk Hogan

Wait, why are we so nostalgic for these decades?

A sex tape featuring Hulk Hogan unleashing a whole slew of racist remarks is reportedly ruining his life, but he's very sorry about what he said.

We’ve barely begun to witness the fallout of Terry “Hulk Hogan” Bollea’s racist remarks making their way public, the WWE already having severed all ties to the iconic wrestler. So while said severance understandably pulls Hogan off as a judge for WWE reality competition Tough Enough, the series will endure by replacing him.

For those of you who want to curb your appetites, behold Hulk Hogan's pride in his daughter, Brooke. The troubled wrestling legend posted a shot of his leggy daughter's gams, and just -- yecch.

Bless Hulk Hogan. Not only is he humiliated, he's also a little delusional. He refiled his $100 million sex tape lawsuit in Florida court, suing his partner in crime-against-our-eyes-and-imaginations Heather Clem as well as gossip site Gawker.com.

Sorry internet, the Hulk Hogan-related sex tape drama hasn't ended yet, although we kinda wish it would. (We can still see that damned video every time we close our eyes.)

As we deal with the reality that a woman would willingly get naked with Hulk Hogan and make a sex tape to commemorate the occasion, we're almost tempted to thank Heather Clem for taking one for the team. But as it turns out, Hogan may not have been her only notable on-camera conquest. Cue the 'Law & Order' chung chung.

Hulk Hogan's lawyers have spoken. And they're gearing up for a major fight. The wrestler announced Monday he's filed not one but two lawsuits over that leaked sex tape -- for a combined total of $100 million bucks.

As a full fledged "Hulkamaniac," I'm willing to let many things go when it comes to Hulk Hogan and his family. His crazy ex wife, his girlfriend that looks like his daughter, the fact that his son practically killed a man, Suburban Commando, etc. I'm even willing to excuse his (admittedly super-hot) daughter's music career. But I can not excuse this movie being made.