Let’s get ready to ruuumble! Controversial celebrity boxing promoter Damon Feldman has teamed up with billionaire soda bottling heir Alki David in the hopes of setting up a charity fight between Chris Brown and Drake. WTF?

Feldman is offering a $1 million payday to each R&B singer and another $1 million to a charity if they agree to spar in the ring. Good luck with that.

Of course, Feldman’s idea for a boxing match was inspired by Breezy and Drizzy’s violent nightclub brawl in which champagne bottles were tossed around like frisbees. Several people were injured in the melee, including NBA star Tony Parker who is now suing the owners of W.i.P. nightclub.

“Obviously they have a grudge. It’s just three one-minute rounds. No one will get seriously hurt,” Feldman told the New York Daily News.

Feldman is hoping to turn his proposed fight into a pay-per-view event with a tentative date scheduled for Aug. 25. No word on if Brown or Drake’s camp would take him up on his offer.

Oh, and here’s the real kicker: “I would love to have Rihanna as the ring girl,” said Feldman.

Yeah, okay.

We wish Feldman the best of luck, but we have a gut feeling that no one will be returning his calls for this particular boxing match.

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