Open Letter

In an attempt to be a good, but funny parent, I wrote these words of wisdom for my young adult children.

Dear Wyoming Department of Transportation, This probably isn't a big deal to most. Honestly, this letter is more of a request than anything else. I am a United States Marine Corps veteran and while I love my veteran plates, I really wish I could have them and have them customized...

While I understand that no one is perfect and we've all made mistakes, especially when it comes to driving, you sir (or ma'am), need to back off a smidgen.

Let me set the scene for you here. I got done with my workout this morning and the parking lot outside of Planet Fitness is not lit up at all during the early morning hours. Not generally a big deal for me, but this morning my eyes were not working very well and I had a hard time finding my car.

To whom it may concern, I humbly apologize for a recent string of wardrobe malfunctions.

Right off the bat, I have to inform you that I am not an angry driver in the slightest. I brush it off when people cut me off and go racing around me. I've always been that way when I get behind the wheel.

The internet has been going crazy since someone created an event to storm area 51 on September 20th of this year. I just have to start by saying that I think this is an absolutely horrible idea and we collectively should not follow through with it.

It would be awesome if we could personalize veterans plates.

This is an open letter to any contestant auditioning to be on America's Got Talent, and goes for any future contestants, too. If your talent is to slam dunk basketballs, show off your backwards walking dog, swallow swords while balancing on broken glass and/or anything else like that, you won't win. Sorry.

This is an open letter to the guys at Disney Pixar and specifically to the team behind the making of the movie 'Up'. I love what you do and my family and I have thoroughly enjoyed every film you have made. My personal favorite is 'The Incredibles' while my wife states 'Monsters Inc.' as her favorite. But one movie in particular that I would love to see a full-length feature film is what you cramme