Woman Who Killed and Ate Husband With Barbecue Sauce Denied Parole

Yeah, I'll give you a second to digest that title.  Marriages end poorly all the time, but few compare to Omaima and William Nelson's.  After years of alleged abuse, Omaima snapped one Thanksgiving several years ago, and it was one of the most grisly stories I've ever heard of.

According to the story in the New York Daily News, she stabbed her newlywed husband with a pair of scissors, chopped him into pieces, some of which she ground up in a garbage disposal.  She dressed up in a red hat, red heels, and red lipstick, and went into a twelve-hour "dismemberment trance", where she cut off his hands and fried them, boiled his head, and then prepared his ribs restaurant-style and ate them with barbecue sauce.

Enjoy your lunch, and be nice to each other.