There are jokes, and then there are jokes about Wyoming. Safe to say that when most people make up jokes about our neck of the woods, they aren't usually kind. Often times it's something that has to do with the locals having no teeth, no intelligence, and no one else to date but their family members. But still, like it or not, this is the humor that people have come up with about Wyoming (as found on the website http://www.jokes4us.com/). So we can either get mad, or laugh along with them. We will let you decide. But don't say you weren't warned.
Q: How do people in Wyoming celebrate Halloween? A: Pump kin!
Q: Why do ducks fly over Wyoming upside down? A: There's nothing worth craping on!
Q. What's the difference between a University of Wyoming sorority sister and a scarecrow? A. One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. The other frightens birds and small animals.
Q: What's the most popular pick up line in Wyoming? A: Nice tooth!
Q: Why do folks from Wyoming go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more? A: 17 and under are not admitted.
Q: Why did Wyoming raise the minimum drinking age to 25? A: They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Wyoming? A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Q: Why are there so many unsolved murders in Wyoming? A: There are no dental records and everyone has the same DNA
Q: How can you tell if someone in Wyoming is married? A: The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of his pickup truck.
Q: Why do University of Wyoming grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards? A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Wyoming campus? A: A visitor.
Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Wyoming library? A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
Q: What does the average University of Wyoming student get on his SAT? A: Drool.
Q: How many University of Wyoming freshman does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, it's a sophomore course.
Q: If you have a car containing a Cowboys point guard, a Cowboys power forward, and a Cowboys center, who is driving the car? A: The cop.
Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Wyoming? A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.
Q: How do you casterate a Wyoming Cowboys fan? A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Q: Why do Wyoming students have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First!