I'm not sure if I should admit this, but I have a penis cupcake pan. And I've actually regretted owning only one because I can only bake six penis cupcakes at a time!

I purchased my penis cupcake pan years ago at one of those 'fun' parties for a friend's bachelorette party. Because what says congrats on your upcoming nuptials like little penises everywhere?

I thought the idea was that you had agreed to sticking to just one penis for the long haul, but what do I know? If there's a bachelorette party, you decorate with penises. End of story. Check out these 'I can't believe Martha Stewart didn't bake that' versions of the traditional penis cake we found online!