On Facebook, you can always tell when someone has ended a relationship.

They either start vague-booking ("I've giving everything I have, and that's still not enough?"), posting weird quotes ("If you love someone, set them free. If they come back...no one else wanted them either.") or they just get straight nasty ("Jim left me last night to be with his whore. I hope you enjoy his small d**k, because I didn't!")

I was raised that your dirty laundry shouldn't be aired. If you and your partner split up, don't tell everyone. That's stupid, as maybe two people actually care, and the rest of us are learning to avoid you in the future, for fear that you post something slanderous against us.

Remember, once it's posted on Facebook, it's there forever. Even if you delete it immediately, people will remember...